Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
& then you’re just like;
(Source: show-yourself, via celtcowgirl)
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Your dad wore his girlfriend’s clothes before you did and he’s got the floral midriff to prove it. Looking like a flat 14-year-old girl, he was the toughest chick most men ever got beat up by. Near sighted construction workers gave him catcalls and he gave them fist shadowed eye sockets. Anyone who questioned his manhood got parking lot pummeled with thought correcting punches. He put the man in woman’s clothes. Once, while in West Hollywood, a blurry-eyed Steven Tyler sent him a drink from across a dark bar, the rest is “dude looks like a lady” history.
So hipsters, next time you’re shopping in your girlfriends closet for the perfect pair of pants to spill PBR on or buying Ex Girlfriend jeans from Levi’s, remember this…
Your dad didn’t have to get into women’s pants to get into women’s pants.
Big thanks to Will for today’s awesome photo.
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Your dad owned an Apple before you did and he’s got the Macintosh Classic to prove it. Back when Steve Jobs was a mere mortal, your dad was a keystroke king of Cupertino freshness. He could command+option and control+shift shortcuts while flipping floppies. His body processor fired megabyte chills every time his fingers force closed an app and his wallet revolted at the thought of giving it up to Gates. Flying the rebel rainbow was in his blood and he’s been part of the Mac army since before PCs knew there was a fight. So hipsters, when you’re anxiously awaiting the next Macworld Keynote while showing off your bitten fruit brand marked skin and looking down on PC owners for defiling the free WI-FI with their laptops at the local coffee shop, remember this… Your dad can still Command Z your ass if you step out of line. Big thank you to Nathan for today’s photo.
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Your dad knew how to rage before you did and his friends are still afraid to give him whiskey because of it. At about half past tipsy, the quiet giant bear child awoke from his sober slumber and became a shit ripping, F5 party tornado. Blacked out and filled with mistakes, he went down in party history each night his alter ego was released. His actions became party folk lore, making him the Johnny Appleseed of getting gnar balls.
So hipsters, next time you’re recanting a tale of intoxicated past and bragging about how awesome you were the previous night, remember this…
Your dad is the patron saint partying and the reason the term “that guy” exists.
Today’s awesome dad photo submitted by kevinfergus of the tumblrverse.
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~There are no secrets between a girl and her horse.
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When you’re at a restaurant and you see your food coming.
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8 Horses Dead in HATE CRIME
Eight horses — including one just a week old and another on the verge of giving birth — died in an Ohio barn fire that authorities may investigate as a hate crime, according to a local newspaper.
The Times Recorder reported that spray-painted epithets such as “f-gs are freaks” and “burn in hell” were clearly visible on the barn’s gutted walls.
I am just…
Today in reasons I despise the world….
People are just foul.
(via horseingabout)
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(via ifheartacheswerehorses)
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Please take a second to reblog to spread the word.
http://www.wisconsingazette.com/breaking-news/gay-unc-student-branded-in-vicious-hate-attack.html
At the University of North Carolina, a gay student was attacked and branded in a hate-motivated attack. As the attacker branded him, he said to him, “Here is a taste of hell.”
Get outraged! Think of your LGBT friends, family, and classmates and get the word out. The campus officials waited two days to alert the community, this kind of violence can’t be swept under the rug.
(via sammmichele)
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(via horseingabout)
